Just a small conversation

While returning from an evening walk,I walked past the Solung party stacking up their items on a bus.A woman came out from a small bamboo gate and shouted,

Woman:Hey driver!!Why are you ogling at the girls in the street?

Driver:(Very nonchalantly) What to do?Its my duty to ogle at them!

Woman:What's there to ogle?Why don't you keep beeping the horn?

BEEEEEPPPP!!!BEEP BEEP!!(still more beeps..)

I was walking alone and I couldn't help holding back my smile...

Bad impression

Ok.That fruit stall incident will sound better when you read this post.

I had come home for my extra-short-but-self-adjusted break from my college.I noticed how the attitude of teenagers had changed so drastically in these four years.The other day we went out shopping in a complex.There isn't much space for parking but as usual,we kindly adjusted within the unoccupied space.We weren't even out of the car when a bike came by carrying two macho looking boys.As soon as they crossed our parked car,the rider yelled at a man walking in front of them,"ey taklu sunai nahin deta hai kya?!"

All the people standing around turned towards the sound.The man was quite old,old enough to be their father with a bald patch in the middle.He managed to smile furtively at them and moved aside quietly.Inspite of the thoroughly gelled hair stretched into spikes,those boys had 'jungleeness' in them.Now I can walk a little confidently even when I know am not looking chic and fashionable because some people can still be so uncivilised with an outer shell of sophistication which will eventually crack under a slight pressure.

Which is more disgusting??You decide..

It is disgusting to be here,to hear about corruption,to witness bullying,to know you're being cheated and still being helpless...

We were in a fruit stall today.A man came to the shop and headed straight to the numerous strings of bananas hanging in front of the stall like a curtain.He snatched one banana and told the shopkeeper,"hum ek kol le raha hai".

And he walked away so casually!The shopkeeper overlooked the deed as if that didn't happen.What else could he do?It was like being robbed in front of one's own eyes.Stopping the man was pointless.

I turned back to the steps of other fruits.We were buying apples.Just after 2 3 minutes another customer came to that stall.The shopkeeper welcomed him gleefully,"ayiye sir!Boliye kya lenge aap?"

And the customer retorted," 'sir' toh bolta hai par kal humko sara hua anaar dhaal diya!"

dot com blunder

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Not lazy

I've joined C programming classes.Yesterday was my first day.The concerned teacher was absent so I was told to write notes from a print-out copy.I turned the pages one by one.There were too many,about 25 pages.I didn't want to write them all,it would be time consuming.And upon that those were the notes I could find in my textbook easily.If I had been in Kerala I would have straight away taken a photocopy of it.First day of class,who wants to give a wrong impression??he he..

Tsk!!

Was watching 'Rakhi Ka Swayamvar' last nite in NDTV imagine.Rakhi has considered Ravi Kishan as her brother dear.After she selected the groom to get married with,they were to take blessings from their elders.Rakhi was wearing so much of jewellery that it made her difficult to bend,even she confessed it.And when her turn came to take blessings from Ravi Kishan,his caring brother dear being very thoughtful and understanding,lifted his right foot so that rakhi wouldn't have to bend to touch his feet!! You should have seen that.